Earstretching.net

http://fuckyeahstretchedears.tumblr.com ... -like-shit

Made me lol. This could also serve as a warning to those who insist on doing some of this shit.

HOW TO TREAT YOUR LOBES LIKE SHIT

1. Start off strong. Pierce them with a safety pin (make sure you rub some alcohol on that shit, alcohol kills all the germies!) Wear it to school, show it off to your friends.
2. Stretch them with aluminum crochet hooks, fast-food straws, pencils… etc.
3. That goopy white stuff coming out of your ears is gross but alcohol and neosporin will make it go away.
4. WEAR TAPERS, THEY LOOK SO BADASS
5. It’s supposed to hurt. The more it hurts, the better.
6. Never spend more than 15 bucks on a pair of ”gauges”.
7. Don’t listen to ANYONE. Theyre all just JELLY LAWL.
8. 3 months later, congrats, you’re at an inch and your lobes look like this.

Hahaha holy shit! Im glad my ear doesn't look like that. Kinda surprised it doesn't actually.

Ha! I like number 7... I always wonder why those kids refuse to take advice; it's not like we're just spreading bullsh*t because we're bored, haha.

oh gosh!

LOL!!! I think this is actually reverse perfect advice. Just do the opposite and you will have nice, healthy lobes.