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xGEARHEADx wrote:First off I call this mine because I make it....and I wouldn't call myself a pro. I posted this for kids who are new to it. I'm not a dork who touches myself to stretched ears like you kids. You guys probably stretched your ears to get your first blowjob from a hot topic rat. Don't get your panties up in a bunch, just ignore it.

First of all, I might be a dork who enjoys science and the universe, playing video games and reciting Invader Zim quotes when I'm very publicly walking through the shopping center with my gf, but I'm damn proud to be a dork!!

I don't touch myself to stretched ears. I think they suit people, just like I think tattoos suit some people, just like I think skinny jeans suit some people.

Also, I'm from Australia. We don't have Hot Topic here, and I didn't even know what it was until someone on another forum talked about them selling plugs, at which point I went browsing. Nothing special there really.

Also, don't be jealous because the people on these forums are in stable relationships and get "BJ's" every second day of the week k? :3

P.S. I don't wear panties, I wear sexy guy front Trunks, to carry my junks.

Dun be comin' on these here forums and insulting mah peeps, yo.

~Zack

♪♫ they see me trollin, they hatin....

xgearheadx plz dont come on here an stereotype.Oh an by the way i got my first blowjob from an emo girl before i even had any piercings. Theres nothin wrong with hottopic rats, alota hot girls go into hot topic, i buy my clothes from there in fact =/ so i am very offended. Awful has alot of experience, u should listen to him and Corazono. I love my tight pants an my band t's >.< so no hate!!!

TheGreyEyedMonster wrote:♪♫ they see me trollin, they hatin....

I eat trolls for breakfast NOMNOM