OMG I totally could not stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the OP ! I tried to read this out loud to My hubby ( doing My imagined voices of all you characters ) like this was some kind of epic play! I was snorting and hyperventilating by the end ! oh how I wish it were this would be the funniest play ever ! , My favorite part was the pic of the " slashed arm " and the "threat" " now imagine this is your face ! " OMG classic ! its just to to funny !
I cant believe how angry He got over being told his ears are messed up .. its like damn dude no one here did that to you .. be mad at yourself
and the threats oh the threats .. am I the only one the finds it so humorous how people make threats from behind a screen . The op has no idea where the other person lived and even if they did Im sure they wouldnt have the means or the time to fly to another state and try to fight someone .. oh and just in case the op is disturbed enough to try it .. I think between him showing up in your town and this thread you would have a clear case for stalking ! lol
But I dont think i could ever be afraid of someone that says " now imagine this is your face "
see this prolapsed Anus ?
NOW IMAGINE THAT IS YOUR RUINED LOBE !
Best thread ever!